Here is a video that is super awesome. It's for a song called "Love me Dead" by Ludo about a guy loving a girl even though she's just terrible to/for him. It's hilarious and I laugh everytime I watch it. So srysly, watch the damn video or go away. Christ its like 3 or 4 minutes long, sit down and be quiet for 3 or 4 minutes, it wont frickin kill you. While you do that, Im going to go call Ludo, and ask them how they managed to film my life and make it into a music video without my permission.

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Also, I bought two books which are dang funny and you must read. The first book is called " How to Build a Robot Army" and it offers you practical techniques on building and equipping robots for impending doom or for just lazy Sunday afternoons.
The second book is called "What were They Thinking?". It's kinda like MST3K but for comic books. They take old comics and replace the captions with hilarious stuff.

They're both awesome books which I recommend you buy.

I posted this in the poli lounge, but all the cool older people dont come there anymore, its all a bunch of new folks. And dont get me wrong, I love the new folks, but it feels like each day, theres less and less people to talk to, particularly in the poli lounge. So if youre a poli reg, I <3 you, but if you dont see me, shoot me a PM. Im getting old. Im a drifter.

I remember the good old days when a burger was a nickel and gas was under a dollar.

Also I dyed my hair black. Last month it was red. Over the summer it was auburn, and then like, blonde and red...the kids want me to put yellow streaks in it so I look like a bumblebee.

TLDR;

Yeah its like 9 minutes, but its MST3K.

MAKE time for it.

Or you're lame.

That is all.

lol 50s stereotypes

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UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE:::::::::::::::::::::::

SuperDeagle is alive and well after his surgery. He is resting in a disclosed location.
I will be taking any further questions on his behalf, until his full recovery.

No photographs.

You ever let your imagination get away from ya?????????????????????

Best 17 minute short film evar. RIGHT HERE.

for Commander.

I've been workin and such, still around.

I love most of you.

And yes, I did use the smiley icon, because that's what he'd want anyone talking about him today to use.

I actually expect some of you to know who he is, because he pioneered so much of the technology we use today on Newgrounds as far as javascript and coding games. He designed virtual reality programs and trained people to work with companies such as EA games. He worked with Imagineer and Disney.

He was a professor at Carnegie Mellon was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer last year, but his Last Lecture quickly became popular on YouTube.

Pausch later appeared on Oprah and his Last Lecture was recently turned into a book.

I know little about coding games, I'm just starting to learn Flash.

But I'm a teacher, and so was he.

I'm going to post the video to his Last Lecture, which he gave in September of 2007. But it's about an hour long so I really doubt most of you will watch it. I did, every minute of it, and it was very very good. It wasn't a downer, it was something I wish everyone would watch. I promise you it's not a regular college lecture.

For those of you who are TLDwatch, here's 2 of my favorite parts.

"When you're screwing up and nobody's saying anything to you anymore, that means they gave up. Your critics are the ones telling you they still love you and care."

"The brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something."

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...was kewl.

If you really have nothing better to do, here are pics.

Firstly, if no hurricanes come wipe out the gulf coast, I'll be in Galveston for a few days here shortly. So no, I'm not ignoring you. I'm just not here.

MORE IMPORTANT THINGS NAOW.

K. The last newspost was a montage of 90s cartoons. Most of ya'll got that. This post is about 80s cartoons. NOW I feel really old, cause I was in like first grade watching most of this stuff. lol.
So here's another video of nostalgia for ya.

Nothing else interesting is really going on.....

My friend superdeagle has a pretty funny flash out right now if you enjoy parodies etc.

If you like a GOOD newspost story, check out The Cutting Garden written by FUNKbrs.

Oh, I broke down and made a flickr account. This is my photostream, which is very pointless and has no continuing theme whatsoever. Completely random. And the only reason I made one, is because VeryProudofYou did, and I want to be just like him when I grow up.

If you have a myspace, add me to your friend list. Surely there are more of us who need help out there. Here is mine. I promise it's not pink.

OH OH OH. Is there anyone else out there who is as excited about FALLOUT 3 as me???? I was a HUGE fan of FO1 and 2. Anyway, They showed the full trailer this week at E3 08, here's some additional links you can look at here. Anyway, they had a demo and showed some gameplay, and I am just SOOOO freaking excited about this game.

Last but not least, here's a picture of Dita Von Teese. I think she is SO gorgeous.

...almost as much as I did.

This is the intro to like every 90s cartoon there was, and it gives me a warm and happy feeling inside.

It's like 30 minutes long, but you have nothing better to do so watch it.

I love you and I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

Please call me back tomorrow.

If you're in America, how was your fourth?

If you're not in America, here's the Coldplay song I cannot get out of my head. Viva la Vida. And I don't think there's a video for it yet, so this is someone's slideshow or somethin, who cares, minimize it and just listen.

I think the reason I like this song so much, is because I'm trying to figure out who they're talking about in the song. Alot of people have said it's biblical, but I'm just not feeling that. To me it seems like they're talking about several leaders throughout history who have fallen, like one verse reminds me of Alexander or Ceasar or the likes.
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"I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemies eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
"Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!"

One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt, and pillars of sand

I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can not explain
Once you know there was never, never an honest word
That was when I ruled the world"
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and then another verse reminds me of Napoleon or something from the French Revolution.
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It was the wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in.
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People could not believe what I'd become
Revolutionaries Wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh who would ever want to be king"
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I'm kind of hoping Imperator comes along and clears this up for me, because he's the military history fella around here.

and you guys interpret music well, I really enjoyed my past blog entry on the Flobots song " Handlebars", I got some really good input.
here.

Anyway, if none of this interests you, LOOK AT ALL THE FIREWORKS.

It's legal to blow up anything in my state, w00t.