it was awesome and you don't suck at all!!! <3

I'm hoping this person met the fate one could expect from mocking the computing skills of a raptor.

Well, for a velociraptor, YOU ARE THE BEST DINOSAUR ANIMATOR IN THE WORLD.

I'm glad I did, that picture's great.

Gonna go play it now.

Thanks for everything,
If you hadn't have asked me for help that one day, I would never have made a game with medals

Aww. . . And here I was hoping you and I might have a bad romance. :(

I could be YOUR criminal. Give you all my lovin' and all my revenge. Ironically, we make good friends. I didn't know you wanted that.

Fiven!! :)

I SHALL CLICK ZE FAV BUTTON FOR I LOVE THIS GAME AND WISH I COULD FONDLE ITS TENDER SWEET ASSHOLE

My hair isn't white :(

>:( i will kill you

I'm not quite famous yet, I still need to win an award first
we were close to winning one

Indeed, I use my mind to type now, I didn't always know that, which is why some of my first posts look like a monkey with ADD typed them. There's also no way the picture is photoshopped.

How can u animate with those tiny hands?! You can't even scratch ur nose. How do u scratch ur nose???

It's also got achievements! :D

LETTER MAN HERE WITH YOUR MAIL

Your new flash gave me diabetes.

I demand satisfaction.

I saw that flash during judgment, and when voted 5, I got the message that I made the last vote needed for the flash to be protected. Wow.

Also...

http://supermariobross.newgrounds.com /news/post/399341

What do you think about this?

Nooo, you didn't have to make a new news post.

(this gal is still around??)

http://journalist.newgrounds.com/news /post/399528
this guy interviewed me, you should have him interview you too!

help

I beat your game! What's my reward??

As soon as I get time, I'm playin this! :3

I love games like this. Great for procrastinating the day away. I think you're too harsh on yourself there. It's easy to do that to yourself when it comes to the creative arts, but I think it's an important step, not to go all anal "I'm hot shit and I know it" but to take the time to acknowledge yourself as an artist and to acknowledge that you're worth a damn and that this creative outlet is one you're willing to explore and learn from. Good luck developing dem flash skills, it's by no means a simple task to produce a high quality animation. For an easter egg, your animation was good. It was funny, and the imagery reflected on the quirky humour. Now, that picture there, is it the top or the bottom that's the photoshop?

hey, wanna play snake in the grass with me?

@monocrom
you get to have a picture of the sexiest man in anacortes on your userpage!

Cool, PM me the pic. :P

Also ... Oh boy, cake! I <3 U!!!!!!!

Oooo.... Does it have strawberries all around the edge?? :O

BTW, he kept his promise and PMed me the pic. W00t!

Hehe. Thanks! ^_^;

I didn't finish your game because it made my head hurt

I thought you said I was awesome enough to be in your game :(

I is sad.

Hey, can I be in the next one?

When I shave my head, I look just like the psycho from "Full Metal Jacket."

Perhaps you could get me some cake?

Mmmmm.......

Hey thanks for that puzzle piece woMAN.

Actually, I'm not really into velociraptors, I like penguins better

HELLO
Yes I always read.
Always.

For the calendar I did.. some months. I don't even know.
Who cares, the important thing is that you buy it and then look at the artist credits :D

Thank You. :)

Jajajaja!

REALLY?

OMFG TAKE THAT BACK

seriously i couldnt remember who needed what so i started to think hard and then i got a headache :C

I still come back here to laugh at that picture from time to time.

You know what's ironic ... The very next chapter of the Jade Chronicles will feature a character called Top Hat. Had that particular chapter floating in my head for months. Will try to post it this weekend.

Get some glue and I can fix it

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

Wat? :P

twilight makes me sad

I like your new userpic it's funny since K-guare is in it. btw I just wanted to say hi :D

she's had that since the first one came out, you should get a picture from the new one

Yeah, but the prince is in love with the king!

no I knew it was from the older one. It's still cool though.

oh and I didn't know it wasn't very new :( I still knew it was from the first one.

oh hey, you changed your userpic... I liked your older one better :( maybe you should make one with me in it :P

we should tell everyone who was in our game to take a pic of their character and put it as their userpic

I like that idea,I might just go with it if you convince some other people to also do it.

Swine again?

what a coincidence I am thinking of mine being my character next to yours.

SevenSeize, your animating skills suck ass!

some day I'll animate something for you and let you submit it so ppl think you are 1337 at animating. :3

Just so the world knows, I would totally set a screenshot
of my pixelated equivalent as my user image.

!!!!!

okay I changed my userpic :3

Ironically I'm watching the scene in jurrasic park: lost world when the velociraptors attack. :D

I wish Tropico had pixelated avatars =(

Just a minor cold then, right?

Jurassic park is my favorite book.

LOL, they're dinosaurs.

I changed my pic!

Looks like a job for Tylenol.

soo... ummm... hi

I changed my pic!
It used to be Bs As and now it's Bs As.

Being on the basket ball team is scary. :C Also, I SHALL CHANGE MY USERPAGE PICTURE AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT HOW TO.

K-Guare's user image has been changed.

Also, with the combined powers of Captain Planet,
I've changed our location to a more pleasant background
with 87% more hair/background contrast.

<3

Totally, I think the prince, child, and king should all just be shot.

Any chance we can get a profile pic of you in the same outfit, but non-pixalated? :)

Travel one? =O
FURTHER ELABORATE PLEASE.

Kanye West= Gay fish.

SevenSeize, my birthday is in 6 days!

SIMS??

No!!!!!!!!!

You'll never come back to NG. :'(

Oh totally, we should just slit their necks.

but, what does it have?

I was once on a mission...

No Argentina? :(
What kind of missions?

Your mission is not over ... There are still way too many n00bs on NG.

BTW, have you seen Lady Gaga's official video for her "bad romance" song? ... Ironically, the most desturbing scene is the one where all her freaky make-up is off, and she starts crying.

Yeah, she's a freak who is sometimes almost child-like.

But I've fallen in love with that voice. :)

SevenSeize, your birthday is in June!

ffs monocrom i called dibs on 9:40 ffffffffff

9:40 shall be mine! I claim it in the name of all the ladies of NG!
--- --- ---
But no need to be upset, Seven. There's plenty of my love to go around. Even for you. ^_^

We can.
Who said Disney movies don't contain throat slitting?

my birthday is in june...

Hey neighbor, can I borrow a cup of Love? :)

I SHALL MAKE YOU A BIRTHDAY THREAD. (You know, I figure I should, seeing as how you made mine and whatnot.)

Of course sugar = Love.

Haven't you heard the old saying "Give me some sugar, baby." ;)

So your birthday is on the 27th? I'm going to stay up until 12:01 AM to make the thread.

UGH PICK A DAY

YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR BIRTHDAY A DAY BEFORE MINE

your birthday is now moved to june

17th

june 17th is your new birthday

Happy Birthday! brb makin thread,

Naw, you're thinking of something else ... Although that one is indeed more fun! ;)

Your b-day has been changed?
DAMN I GOT IT WRONG AGAIN ='(

Your new game was cool, but I suck horribly at finding the secret stuff. Still, a cool game for 8-bit.

Happy Belated Birthday

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDY

HAPPY

BELATED

BIRTHDAY

SEVEN

SEIZE

This game is still one of the best in my book but I still cant find the secret movies even on bbs.

Where do you work?

Oh crap! I missed it??

Happy Belated Birthday!

100th COMMENT. :3

Vindication:

I was leaving a response to your beautiful comment,
and I screwed up what I said. I hate it when the thing
says that I edited the post, so what I usually do is
delete my response, and copy/paste in the fixed version.
I accidentally pressed the "delete post" button. :(

Hey, if you and Zorse make a new game, can I be in it? PWETTY PWEASE?

I demanded it! Not Vark!

What flavor was your birthday caik?

Also, your next game NEEDS to be about waffles. (lololool)

i miss her

But the thing is; which one of those is photoshoped?

And I'm glad someone shares my hate for "Lady" GaGa

Oh don't hate.

When someone rises that fast and high, the fall is just going to be that much horrific.

Evark demanded a news post? Well now I demand a new news post NOW!

On more serious notes, are you allowed to send me my BBS ban history? If so, can you do it? I need it for my NG Guide (more specifically, the section entitled "The NG BBS").

Bleh.

Thanks for the ban history! Wow I never thought I had 13 bans. I only remembered 10. Insane. And to think you had 5 in your records, my history looks pathetic in comparison.

Most of your news posts always have comments that wander off topic anyway, so thinking of a new topic shouldn't be hard. It's like a lounge here.

Any chance you could leave a comment about my latest chapter on my User Page? Pretty please?

Let me know if it's good, bad, or Lady Gaga bad.

Fuck Bears!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you!

Your character will be in the next chapter as well. :)

make a post about how christmas starts too early, possibly because of the heathenry of not taking dec, 8th as a parameter.
You can omit the heathenry part to be more friendly with heathens, I mean, people with other religions.

You nominated me for "most improved"?
I didn't know I was a bad poster before (I know, I know, I read your qualifier statement :) ). Well thank you and congrats your game got frontpaged! :)

I make the best poster around. I recommend you hang me in your dorm room next to all the other internet heartthrobs.

Who needs posters.

Just get yourself a good, thick, leather harness; and you can hang the real Evark in your room. Just remember to feed and water him from time to time.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /520214 check it out

yea, watch it. It's epic

ur still really hot though... ;D

Can you do the dino dance?

I think turtleco was the hottest :3

Yeah... So that Magical Zorse in that movie was pretty hot.

The most horrific horror money ever! See a killer who is relentless beyond belief. A killer who really takes his time. See the hoor that is ... Spoon Man! :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL 58h_Y

Money? Crap, I meant movie.

Hey

I'm glad you enjoyed it. :)

Hope you don't have nightmares about Spoon Man coming after you.

Hey 7C. Been awhile. Sorry I haven't chatted with you for awhile. ^_^;

Here's hoping Fork Man doesn't think of you as delicious. :D

Fallout 2 is taking too much of my life.